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    Husband Installation Program

    A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy*


    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as *Romance 9.5 *and *Personal Attention 6.5,* and then installed undesirable programs such as *NEWS 5.0,* *MONEY 3.0* and *CRICKET 4.1*

    *Conversation 8.0* no longer runs, and *Housecleaning 2.6* simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running *Nagging 5.3* to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

    Signed

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    DEAR Madam,

    First, keep in mind, *Boyfriend 5.0* is an Entertainment Package, while *Husband 1.0* is an operating system.

    Please enter command: *ithoughtyoulovedme. Html *and try to download*Tears 6.2* and do not forget to install the *Guilt 3.0* update. If that application works as designed, *Husband1.0*should then automatically run the applications *Jewellery 2.0* and *Flowers 3.5...*

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause* Husband 1.0* to default to *Silence 2.5* or *Beer 6.1*.

    Please note that *Beer 6.1* is a very bad program that will download the *Snoring Loudly Beta.. *

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install *Mother-In-Law 1.0*(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the *Boyfriend 5.0*program. These are unsupported applications and will crash *Husband 1.0*.

    In summary, *Husband 1.0* is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: *Cooking 3.0* and *Good Looks 7.7.*

    Good Luck Madam!*

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